why is six afraid of seven?

~because 7 8 9..

~seven was hungry so seven ‘ate’ nine! (7,8,9!)

Huu..its a joke told by Roberto Benigni, an Italian comedian in one of his films. well i dont know,, i love this kind of joke..atleast its a pleasure to read it out and have a good time testing other people,and enjoy them

For i think english riddles and jokes are really fun to play at as the riddles dont only serve u laughter but it contains knowledge you should fairly discover..its all about playing with words and meaning. seriously,,its fun to learn riddles and jokes created by English for u may not be feeling like wasting time or causing u silly-being when reading. i tell u,,its kinda a beautiful feeling when u are left alone with nothing but an internet connection for u to get chance googling those riddles~

Here are some that i enjoyed reading most..

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Question: Why did the boy eat his homework?
Answer: His teacher said it was a piece of cake!
(The teacher meant that the homework is easy.  Got you!)

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Question: What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer: “Incorrectly”!

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Question: I am a band but I don’t play any music – what am I?

Answer: A rubber band

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Question: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches but a jailer watches cells!

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Question:

“The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.”

Answer: The letter ‘e’

A matter of fact is, its an amusement of learning English.. im merely into thought that its not enough for me to just prepare my future students with solid grammar knowledge, or when i think im good enough at teaching them writing or even have them score well in monthly test..but the idea is to come out with great ways of bringing them to the world of learning English.. aint it cool to see them enjoy the learning process? and..the riddles themselves?…i do

Here comes my two cents- exposing children to English riddles could be a fresh significant rally of getting them love English~ Hopefully it works~

westerners VS asians

(Reblog from Hanzahar’s)

The issue attracts me best and it gets me to think whether Malaysians are like those common Asians. are we?

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These pictures may be just a generalization, but I think some of them really reflect the culture and way of life in the two different ethnic groups.

Westerners: When elderly, there’s the opportunity to enjoy, take it easy and walk the dog after dinner
Asians: When elderly, no chance to enjoy the sunset after dinner because have to take care of grandson, send him for tuition, piano lesson, tennis lesson, calligraphy lesson, and then tuck him to bed to be awake at 5am the next morning

Westerners: One great meal a day suffices.
Asians: Live to eat. Live to eat. Live to eat.

Westerners: No problem being individualistic.
Asians: No chance you’ll catch me having meals or taking the bus home alone!

Westerners: Conflict resolution means confidently approaching and solving problems
Asians: Siam problems at all cost, best never to be involved but be kaypoh

Westerners: Population density 2.84people/km2. I can have East coast beach all to myself!
Asians: Population density of 6,814people/km2 and counting. Talk about 1 million visitors at Tampines One, still want to add foreign talent!

Westerners: Orderly and organized queues
Asians: Queue, what queue?

Westerners: Cc only the related person
Asians: Cc and Bcc everyone, even the janitor and tea lady

Westerners: I am angry and it shows on my face.
Asians: I am angry but my face shows a smile, but the smile hide dagger （笑里藏刀）

Westerners: Direct & straight to the point
Asians: 啊公讲故.

Westerners: Love healthy, low cost Asian cuisine
Asians: Love western cuisine, even if they’re expensive

Westerners: Always on time
Asians: Just in time

Westerners: Boss is ‘one of us’
Asians: Boss is god. god is boss.

Westerners: Travel to enjoy, and get immersed in the culture and scenery
Asians: Travel to take pictures. Enjoying the scenery is secondary.

Westerners: Parents don’t need to depend on their kids when they’re old.
Asians: Parents better hope their kids don’t put them in an old folks home, or ship them to Johor Bahru because elderly homes are cheaper.

Westerners before: Drive cars. Now: Cycle for environmental reasons
Asians before: Cycle because no money. Now: Drive because of convenience.

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are Malaysians ready to admit? or the statements above are just a statement?..

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yet a serene trick..

I would never be able to leave my significant stories exactly to be written here. some even asked me how i can manage writing constantly.  to be honest not managing or dealing with it was never an option.  they were experiences that i went through myself to pursue something that made my thoughts work properly, and i could never lie to myself if i got into that way.  but i just put them into words not really in exact condition.

i believe anyone could write, but the trick is finding a way that helps your privacy not to be abused; something that you are passionate about but would give people motivation.

i lack this skill. i wish to improve for better~

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(tomyamfan; doing reflection)

tag (after a while)

Since i’ve ignored quite  a number of tags, this time i think i gonna take it into account. soryy to those who tagged me previously.its not that i deliberately ignored ur tag,  i just got no enough time to stay longer working on it..

this was tagged by kak najlaa.im done sweetie~

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Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, Winamp etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. SONG FILE DEPENDS ON YOU..
5. Tag 10 friends.
6. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
7. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
::Show me the meaning of being lonely

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
::never too far

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
::nothing else matters

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
::until the time is through

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
::7 days

WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
::save the best for last

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
::you’re my everything

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
::all rise

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
::love story

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
::eternal flame

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
::this is where i came in

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
::stand by me

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
::casablanca

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
::one in a million

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
::let the music heal your soul

WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
::perhaps,perhaps, perhaps  (LOL!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
::because you loved me

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
::my heart will go on

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
::that’s the way it is

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
::a new day has come

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
::leaving on a jet plane

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
::cleaning out my closet (no, i wud post this as ‘tag’) =p

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**most of the answers sound silly though~